Jose that is a million dollar burrito... or the cost of raising a baby till age 18, and considering lil’ Jasper will be raised most likely in LA add another 1/2 million, where is the guacamole?
uncle ben, very good point. that’s why, by the age of six months, he will be put on a strict regimen of advanced calculus, a study of Homer’s Iliad, rigorous analysis all of U2’s albums (particular attention to the joshua tree and auchtung baby), frequent visits to the museums of modern art, computer science and program training, figure drawing classes, and a strict diet (restricting french fires) consisting only of organic foods…in order that he receives a full ride to the college of his choice. That will save me at least a half a mil. he he!
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CUTEST THING EVER. Woah. That is too cool. I hope our baby is that good looking! - MC in PDX
Jose that is a million dollar burrito... or the cost of raising a baby till age 18, and considering lil’ Jasper will be raised most likely in LA add another 1/2 million, where is the guacamole?
uncle ben, very good point. that’s why, by the age of six months, he will be put on a strict regimen of advanced calculus, a study of Homer’s Iliad, rigorous analysis all of U2’s albums (particular attention to the joshua tree and auchtung baby), frequent visits to the museums of modern art, computer science and program training, figure drawing classes, and a strict diet (restricting french fires) consisting only of organic foods…in order that he receives a full ride to the college of his choice. That will save me at least a half a mil. he he!
Make sure Mara doesn't eat any Mexican for a while or he will start blowing out his diaper like daddy.
Jose when lil' Japser is 18lbs remember it well because that is the weight of 1 million in cold cash (100's)...
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