Monday, October 30, 2006

palm springs

we found palm springs to be a great little sleepy town nestled in the desert away from the hussle of LA.

off to the desert

mara needed to meet some clients out in palm springs, so we made a small weekend trip out of it. we got lucky enough to watch the sun go down on one our pit stops.

dinner with the newly weds!

allison was a little worried when mara's face began to warp as soon as she began to cut the pie.
jamie, on the other hand, thought it was a pretty cool trick.



there was much discussion if mara had put on a halloween mask or not.





at the end of the night, allison was still trying to figure out how mara did that.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

lunch time picts

lunch time movie

jasper attacks...the sequel

jasper attacks!

creeping


the little bugger is sliding all over the place now.

jasper's mommy + me time

mara + jasper go to this thing called "mommy + me" on wensedays. mara took this picture last week for their early halloween party.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

home renovation

the joys of home ownership include getting very close to your toliet. mara enjoyed snapping this picture of me discovering how disgusting the rear of toliets can be.

jasper + finn


quick! someone save jasper and finn from the strange afro man.

daily picts


jasper got to try out his halloween costume a little early.

high chair

Thursday, October 19, 2006

the power of photoshop

on a related note from my fake standing up photo, check this commercial out.

april fools in october!

hehe, sorry guys. when we saw this pict, we couldn't reist doing a little "photoshop magic"to play a joke. i think we may have waited a little too long to fess up! jasper isn't standing by himself just yet...

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

more conclusive evidence

i've instructed my crack team of detectives (my dad) to scour the jones archives for more evidence of my brother ben + i's child labor. my father, er... lead detective, has uncovered a teasure trove of unclassified photos documenting, once more, the harsh conditions that my brother and i were forced to endure as youths. to the left, one can distinctly see Ben scream out in pain as he manages to muster enough strength to lift one more piece of wood. one may ask..where is your sister jessica while ben + you risked frost bite, sickness, + maybe even your lives?
the amount of tracks we made each trip is proof enough of our sacrifice. each trip back and forth seemed to take that much more off our youthful innocence.

viewing this picture as a grown adult, a swarm of lost memories i had managed to push back into the recceses of my mind, came flooding back like a feshly dumped quart of wood. i vividly now remember forcing my tierd + weak body to rest...just a few minutes....in hopes of regaining my strength. as my brother lie motionless next to me, i even wondered if we would make it back that day. the memory of the snow's bite on my numb red checks is now indeliable in my mind.


as ben continued on, with the use of his now famous walking stick, it gave me the strength and inspiration to push on. hours later, when the fall of day light was our instructions to end, i had to carry his cripled and mangled body inside. to our astonishment, jessica was also sighing a relief from a long working day...of organizing her barbie doll collection.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

mas injecsiones


this is jasper's last shot for 3 months.

jasper stands!

we were pretty stunned at the doc's office when jasper stood up for us all by himself!

6th month doc appointment

everything looks great. 27" long + 17.5 lbs.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Thursday, October 12, 2006

daily picts

in the end, grosser manned up!

grosser was hurting. one can see the anguish in his grimace. at one point, i could faintly hear a plead for his mother. i've taken the liberty of sparring you the amount of blood which oozed out of his thumb. disfigurement is always a concern when dealing with lacerations. hence, the utmost care was taken while the lesion was naked.


mara + i's place is not properly set up as a triage emergency room. however, these are the tools we implemented in dealing with grosser's injury. please note toothbrush, mouth wash, + my lense cap were not used.




fortunately for grosser, mara + i hung on to a can of vagina spray after jasper's birth. this spray, known as dermoplast, is applied to the "jj" immediately after birth to cool, numb, and sooth. in this case, grosser's thumb was temporarily numbed. mara gets the credit for the nicely re-applied wound dressing.

a mere flesh wound

grosser cut his thumb while installing his room. ive documented the reapplication of the wound dressing for you. mara and kristen were visibly shaken by grosser's screams of pain as he removed his previous bandage.



careful grosser before you amputate.

thumb cuts heal, but cracks kills! (he has an addiction)



that's not cherry syrup, that's grosser blood! need to clean that up before jasper takes his bath.

LA is finally getting chilly


jasper wants snow.

jasper is 6 months!

jasper turned 6 months yesterday. we let him take a spin on his scooter since he doesnt have any teeth to knock out yet.

when i snapped this, he was waiving for me to jump on the back.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

let's go for a ride

like mother like son



here is irrefutable evidence that jasper has inherited mara's powerful abilities.

dona elva

dona elva comes over three times a week to help out with jasper while mara goes on appointments or make calls.

tub time

jasper has graduated to the tub!